First Air Date: December 18, 2000
Writer: Tyler Bensinger
Director: Joanna Kerns
# of times Chandler was shirtless: 0
# of scenes Peter was drinking: 0
# of times Jenny cried: 1
Main Titans Theme: by Joseph Stanley Williams and Amye Williams
Opening Song: "Now I Can Die" by Nina Gordon
Special Musical Guest: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Fan Rating:9/10 (Average of all fan submitted ratings)
Which poisonous python has the nastiest venom?
Candidate number one is a wolf in trendy Donna Martin originals. Sure Jenny has that whole "I overdosed after seeing my dream lover exfoliate my sis in the shower" sympathy thing going for her but sheís driving guilt-rattled Laurie to scotch thanks to her none too subtle for Vegas hinting. Speaking of the jackpot, last seen he easily parted with Blondie at Jackís request and readied his loofah for Jenny. Anyone get the feeling Davey boy would say the wrong name at the altar?
Candidate number two withdrew on account of being one of those wanna-beís the Spice Girls warned us about. Faithís wild party forced dear Aunt Gwen to wiggle her perfect nose and turn Ethan into Cinderfella. In lieu of glass Nikes, Faith rescued the wealthy pauper by whisking him away to a seedy Sunset motel where they fessed up to their virginal status and lived in sweetness ever-after.
Candidate number three is easily distracted by shiny objects and soon gobbled by her mate. Samantha became Peterís second in command (shiny) allowing her enough access to bug original black widow Heatherís office. Predatory Pete is still dodging the Maureen charade, so he had double the reason to scrap the incriminating tape and slyly foil Samís plan.
Leading us to candidate number four, in a class unto herself. The Grand Dame of Serpents, Heather, bilked money out of dearly departed Richardís charity fund to up the ante on Chandlerís aviation project to the tune of 4.6 million; all it took was her ĎBasic Instinctí with the trustee. Ah, you say, but when Sam spreads the news to Chandler heíll run straight to Heather; heíll go ballistic, heíll scream bloody murder, heíll.... wait a second, is that Sally of When Harry Met Sally fame writhing on the intercom with flyboy?
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