Titans: Season 1
Frisky Business


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Season: 1
Episode: 5
First Air Date: November 1, 2000
Ratings: 5.8/9
Writer: Tyler Bensinger
Director: Charles Correll
# of times Chandler was shirtless: 0
# of scenes Peter was drinking: 1
# of times Jenny cried: 0
Main Titans Theme: by Joseph Stanley Williams and Amye Williams
Opening Song: "Why Part 2" by Collective Soul
Gwen & Richard's favorite song: "My Funny Valentine"
Special Musical Guest: Debelah Morgan

Guest Stars:

  • Alex Mendoza as Mark
  • Clement von Franckenstein as Edward
  • Mark Bennington as Colin Foster
  • Burt Bulos as Owen
  • Pierre Gonneau as Sommelier
  • Steve Stapenhorst as Master of Ceremonies
  • A.J. Tannen as Designer
  • Our Rating: 8/10

    Fan Rating: 9/10 (Average of all fan submitted ratings)

    Synopsis:

    Use your "Sixth Sense" and follow the clues to the shocking...

    Heather’s face turned to vinegar as she watched husband Richard and his ex-Gwen dance to inaugurate the William’s Cardiac Wing of Beverly Hills Hospital. She went outside to fume, faster than she could sigh Chandler, the boy wonder was at her side and Heather mentioned a future minus daddy. The next day, Richard promised her she’s his top priority by saying "cross my heart and hope to die."

    Slick and sly as a tabloid junkie Peter lurked in the bushes waiting to pounce. Chandler’s old navy pal remembered a hot babe in Hawaii + Heather let slip her knowledge of Gwen’s Hawaii resort = a surveillance videotape for any voyeur’s Pamela and Tommy library of blackmail. If only Peter had a mustache to twirl as he handed over the reins of Dress2K to Samantha. Flowers are so nineties.

    In with the new, out with the old at Pulse as well, Jenny wanted to show David she’s not just efficient in the bedroom. Laurie and David guided the party girl in virgin territory, but Jenny needed to be tipsy to pull off the Perot charts and sell the Australian expansion. Cousin Ethan saw it all and the pair bonded over mutual bruising.

    While the cat is away nursing a hangover the mice will play. David challenged Laurie to strip off her frostbitten layers, so her heart was pounding outside of her chest as she impulsively took a fountain dip with her sister’s boyfriend, all innocent of course.

    His daughters may be torridly confused, but Richard Williams seeing things with life affirming clarity. He told number one son that if he re-ups with the navy it would kill him to see Chandler go. Next he apologized to dear, dear Gwen for messing up their marriage. And then he settled in for a nice night with his centerfold wife.

    Oblivious to the myriad of grim reaper references and the convenience of the Williams "Cardiac" wing, Chandler and Peter raced upstairs to finally share the ugly truth about step-mommy to dear old departing dad. They discovered that Heather fits the term heart stopping in every sense. At least now she can whip out that black lacy number that she’s been saving for just such an occasion.


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