: "You know Richard, such an early riser"
: "How strange. When we were married he loved sleeping in."
: "Trouble getting up?"
: "Not at all... trouble getting sleep"
: "Oh don't tell me... Billy's sister"
: "No, actually I'm his wife!"
Heather to Richard
: "Don't, my makeup" (he put his hand on her face to comfort her)
Peter to Samantha
: "You do realize Chandler will never see you as anything other than a love sick tomboy"
: "If you can't say anything nice, pull up a chair"