Promo Quotes

  • Heather: "You know Richard, such an early riser"
    Gwen: "How strange. When we were married he loved sleeping in."
    Heather: "Trouble getting up?"
    Gwen: "Not at all... trouble getting sleep"

  • Jenny: "Oh don't tell me... Billy's sister"
    Monica: "No, actually I'm his wife!"

  • Heather to Richard: "Don't, my makeup" (he put his hand on her face to comfort her)

  • Peter to Samantha: "You do realize Chandler will never see you as anything other than a love sick tomboy"

  • Ad announcer: "If you can't say anything nice, pull up a chair"