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Episode 105: Stuck In A Moment

Lila was goading him. She had a good reason. She had money for a babysitter. "God, you’re such a married man; you’re no fun at all! You don’t expect us to go alone."

Sebastian was lying on the carpet studying the ceiling and listening to the sounds of Taro’s Maxim flipping pages. She was aggravating the hell out of him. "Leave me alone, I just promised her I’d go over for dinner, I haven’t retired from anything, did you ever think maybe if you two were more exciting company I’d-"

"See now I think the difference is you already got down my pants and since you don’t swing the other direction, girly man over there doesn’t appeal to you so that only leaves Ava, and she’s not the type who gives it up that easily is she? Wrapped around some girl’s thumb, honestly," Lila was really pushing it as she snatched the magazine from Taro’s hands. "What does she do, stand there patting her thighs calling here boy, here boy!"

Taro was laughing now, overflowing with laughter. "You should see when she-"

Sebastian had planted his hands underneath the chair that his best friend was sitting on and dumped it backwards. Then went back to his prone position and closed his eyes. "One more word about Ava and you can both find someone else’s life to leech off of."

Lila helped Taro up. "If you weren’t scrawny as a girl he wouldn’t have been able to do that to you, for that matter we wouldn’t need him to get into the good clubs either. I don’t know I’ve really had it with both of you, just when I get all used to foreign beer it’s back to domestic I go. All this so he can go all gooey eyed holding hands; you’re both such girls."

"Personally I’m waiting for him to admit that he’s a big fraud, that he’s as dopey as the rest of us, that’ll be like the highlight of my life," Taro said with a smile.

Bas bolted upright. "Fine, but I’m not going to the Blu Halo I heard they’re playing old school hair metal now, I may as well just have Ava’s mother screeching at me as hear some Crue cover band."

Episode 106: Without You

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