Big Apple Quotes:
Passport to the Universe (Episode 4)

  1. Mike: "Hey sleeping beauty... don’t start about your make-up you look beautiful.... No yard today?"
    Lois: "No."
    Mike: "No seeing the kids go to school?"
    Lois: "It was cold."
    Mike: "I see, I see. Hey sis, if I could get us to that Passport To The Universe thing you know the theatre at the planetarium what would you think about that? Cause it you said it once you said five times you‘d like to see the new version on that. It‘s been on my mind to take you. If we could go would you wanna go? Yeah, let‘s go today. All right. Would that be something you might like."
    Lois: "Let‘s go."
    Mike: "Yeah, there‘s no time like the present right? will see the Passport to the Universe."
    Lois: "Let‘s go."
    Mike: "Get her all dolled up cause we‘re going out... all right?"

  2. Preecher: "Where are we with the two collars we took from Mooney & Trout?"
    Jimmy: "Corelli finished his proffer. Him we‘re ready to go with."
    Preecher: "But not the kid from Maddock‘s crew?"
    Jimmy: "Total brass balls."
    Preecher: "Does Maddock know we‘ve got him?"
    Jimmy: "Wants him back on the street."
    Preecher: "Ah, if the kids not cooperating anyway does it help you with Maddock to do that?"
    Jimmy: "With Terry and maybe with the kid down the road."

  3. Preecher: "Where are you sending Corelli?"
    Jimmy: "To the Russians. The guy that draws the short straw has to put a wire under his nuts."

  4. Preecher: "I‘m glad about the back of Laughlins"
    Jimmy: "Me too."

  5. Mike (on Lois): "She‘s failing now Vincent, time is drawing close."

  6. Mike: "Let me tell you something Vincent, remember this side of the coin. All my griping about the job, you remember Fenelli that I road with 3 weeks 14 years ago and he arranged my whole contract for my sister to get Passport to the Universe just now and what maybe two minutes. Thought to reach out to highway for my sister Lois, that I didn‘t even ask him to. You remember that part Vincent when you’re listening to all my griping."

  7. Preecher: "How did you enjoy the festivities last night?"
    Sarah: "I didn‘t."

  8. Sarah to Preecher: "Agent Cooper is very protective of your reputation. He thinks we should all keep an eye on you."

  9. Preecher: "You know Sarah, Bob doesn‘t need to worry about my reputation but he should definitely be worried."

  10. Maddock: "The kid from my crew is beening taught a lesson. As far as the Italian goes... if you want him out of the picture I don‘t have an opinion on that."

  11. Maddock: "Hey Vlad, you know that thing that you‘re pretending to be. The hayseed in the middle of the big city."
    Vlad: "Hayseed? What means hayseed Terry?"
    Maddock: "It’s the guy with his mouth wide open starring at the Empire State Building. That thing you’re faking is exactly what you really are."
    Vlad: "Hayseed... Hee hee... I go home write that down."

  12. Jimmy: "Chris... meet me this far out on the pole. It’s an O.R. release sign it and your out"
    Chris: "I can‘t. I can’t sign out sign out, you let me out on my own recognizance I leave here stinking like a rat. I ain‘t no rat."
    Jimmy: "The older I get the one thing I‘m sure of, I do not get the play. So then I have to ask myself... Ignorant as ‘I am how do I want to spend my time?’ You want to spend it locked up? Cause brother you don‘t look like your making it that good."
    Chris: "If you aren‘t trying to put the stink on me why you letting me out"
    Jimmy: "Can‘t say. If I told you, you wouldn‘t believe me that I was telling the truth. If you ever get any ideas of your own Chris... Who put you here? Who got you out? You wanna try’em out on me, I promise I‘ll tell you if you’re right."

  13. Mitya: "So uh, what‘s your boss think of my report"
    Jimmy: "Thought you did a hell of a job."
    Mitya: "In some many words?"
    Jimmy: "Mitya’s doing a hell of a job over there at that strip club. We flipped Corelli, he‘s going inside wired up."
    Mitya: "Give me some Jimmy."
    Jimmy: "How about that?"
    Mitya: "So he goes in wired I don‘t have to testify, yes or no?"
    Jimmy: "That‘s how it could shape up."
    Mitya: "I keep my undercover, I don‘t get identity revealed and contract out on me."
    Jimmy: "Some country America... huh Mitya?"
    Mitya: "Yeah. So huh, when is Corelli coming in?"
    Jimmy: "Eleven O'clock."
    Mitya: "Alright, I do the frisk. Believe me he could have a Sherman Tank under his balls I‘m going to say he‘s clean."
    Jimmy: "I‘ll have a couple guys outside monitoring."
    Mitya: "Cool, thanks allot Jimmy"
    Jimmy: "You‘re the man Mitya."
    Mitya: "No, you‘re the man. You."

  14. Maddock: "Hey, look who‘s back."
    Chris: "Yeah, surprise."
    Maddock: "How was that?"
    Chris: "What jail or hearing that alarm go off and finding ten cop cars outside the warehouse waiting for me?"
    Maddock: "You feel like they were waiting for you?"
    Chris: "I don‘t know Terry maybe they were out having a block party or something."
    Maddock: "There‘s two things you always have to look for Chris, steady supply and eliminate competition. Now suppose you were one of them Russians and you found someone on your own to get those green cards from."
    Chris: "You saying that the Russians tipped off the cops to get the Guineys out of the way?"
    Maddock: "Who else would it be? I hate that you got caught in the middle."
    Chris: "Well maybe then uh, that commie needs to get whacked."
    Maddock: "Well he wants you whacked."
    Chris: "Ah, yeah?"
    Maddock: "Yeah, Vlad wants me to kill you. Thinks maybe you’re being a little bit too cooperative."
    Chris: "Yeah, that‘s how they want it to look. Stinkin‘ cops"
    Maddock: "Put a little stink on you so you run back to them for protection."
    Chris: "Well I‘d take dying in the streets over that."
    Maddock: "I know you would Chris, I know you would. But those guys don’t understand this particular code of ethics. They think everyone behaves like them."
    Chris: "Yeah"
    Maddock: "Nobody‘s gonna lay a hand on you trust me. I‘m glad your out."
    Chris: "Thanks."

  15. Terry to Chris: "You have to accept life the way it is or else your going to get steam rolled. You gotta accept the ah, circumstances of reality for what they are or else they‘ll destroy you. I’ve been trying to tell you that ever since I‘ve been looking out for you. I’ve been trying to show you that ever since you came along."

  16. Vlad: "Corelli‘s coming down the street. I told Maddock this one is ours to take care of. Corelli needs to be dead"
    Mitya: "Right here?"
    Vlad: "Right here."
    Mitya: "But it‘s such a mess."
    Vlad: "You put this this behind his head to catch his brains and then we take a picture in the club to show Maddock we take care of business okay."
    Mitya: "And you want me to take care of this?"
    Vlad: "Oh, These guys I can‘t trust them no more. They know I made Lazar a dead duck for money and now they think I did something for boss and the next day guy... How about you? I can trust you? Hum, advise me Mitya come on."
    Mitya: "Me why not?"
    Vlad: "Why not?"

  17. Vlad to a stripper after his plans were interrupted: "Go shave go trim your hedges. You look hairy yesterday. Go."

  18. Vlad: "What am I going to tell you more than what I have told you about the girl comes to die."
    Mooney: "The girl that danced here how she comes to die, how that bouncer comes to die."
    Vlad: "Over sex. Everyone‘s crazy for sex. Look at this place it‘s all from sex."
    Mooney: "Yeah, but we can‘t write all from sex on the front folder and close out the investigation. We‘ve gotta use specifics."

  19. Jimmy: "What happened over there?"
    Trout: "We lost sound we couldn‘t tell if he was in trouble."
    Jimmy: "Probably was."
    Trout: "Yeah Flynn, you got reason to think so?"
    Jimmy: "Just saying you gotta trust your instincts."
    Trout: "Anyways, here on I'm on record and Mike is, want nothing to do with that fat muke. He‘s a walking train wreck."

  20. Vincent: "Hi Sarah, agent Day"
    Sarah: "Hi Vincent, detective Trout"

  21. Sarah: "I wanted to say I admire what you did on the street the other night."
    Vincent: "Oh thanks."
    Sarah: "You were brave and it was difficult just watching so I‘m sure it was difficult for you."
    Vincent: "Thanks. Thank you very much. Thank you."

  22. Maddock (to himself): "I put that girl in the room and I cleaned up all that mess after she was murdered. Can you accept that? Can you accept that Chris? You can‘t see it and you can‘t understand it, then I do you no favor by telling you. That‘s just the way it is. You ain‘t going to accept it you gotta grow up, see things clearer. That Russian walks in and says I gotta shoot you, you don‘t understand the effort it takes looking after you. You don‘t know what it‘s like to maneuver."

  23. Maddock (to himself): "Jimmy Flynn he might be right for all the wrong reasons. Who knows what that huh, frustrated Russian is capable of. This could be a golden opportunity to show American efficiency. Put up a great big do not disturb sign. Show that you know who your friends are."

  24. Lois (for the trip & caring for her): "Thank you Michael."
    Mike: "Okay, sis."

  25. Jimmy: "Ahh, damn it."
    Sarah: "Deep?"
    Jimmy: "Not as deep as the Marianus trench."
    Sarah: "There‘s a bagel halfer somewhere around."
    Jimmy: "It’s right here in the sink. I don‘t use it cause I‘m big Jim Flynn."

  26. Sarah: "What‘s going on Jimmy"
    Jimmy: "I pulled the covers up last night Sarah, you helping me pull that illegal bug. I felt I really turned the page on something. And I meant to look in say so, tell you how grateful I was but things kept coming up. Every damn thing that came up, I was farther from feeling that I’d turned the page on anything and now God‘s sending me messages through the cutlery."
    Sarah: "I have a Band-aid in my office."

  27. Vincent: "You think it‘s going to reflect badly on Mike, us staying an extra hour?"
    Brigid: "Mike thinks enough, set you up in a fancy Manhattan hotel and you don‘t put it to good use?"
    Vincent: "Sold. I’m so?"
    Brigid: "I’m so what?"
    Vincent: "It feels like the seventh grade, it‘s huh you know startling sometimes. You startle me."

  28. Mike: "Thank you too. I‘ll gonna see you in the morning."
    Lois: "Okay."
    Mike: "See you in the morning then. Thanks very much Rosemary."
    Rosemary: "Alright detective."
    Mike: "Would you call me Mike."
    Rosemary: "Alright Mike."
    Mike: "Thanks for everything."

  29. Trout: "Hey who did this?"
    Vlad: "Please if I had reason to hurt this man..." Trout: "Does he look hurt to you"
    Vlad: "Why am I going to dump his body behind my club."
    Mooney: "He didn‘t ask you did you kill him he asked you what you know."
    Flynn: "What happened here? What happened?"
    Mitya: "I don‘t know buddy!"
    Mooney: "We don‘t like this you understand."
    Vlad: "You think I like this?"
    Mooney: "We don‘t like this type of thing."
    Vlad: "I‘m hayseed okay?"
    Mooney: "What?"
    Vlad: "I‘m hayseed."
    Mooney: "No one is unaccounted for. Everybody counts. We don‘t like orders."